More Mae-West-style fun

This is not for your young daughter or son.

(Mae West at her best--not for the younger girls and boys.)

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"Play ball!," says he
"Batter up!" says she
This is not as much fun
with just one
'Cause alone, you can't jump (or properly aim) the gun
But two
will nicely do

If you're not yet, but would like to be, one of two
Im yirtzeh Hashem by you!*

But know this, couples all--
You're in it for the long haul
I assume it's been years
since my mom's seen my memory-less dad stand tall

*"May it be G-d's will by you," an expression used among some in the Orthodox community to express the hope that an unmarried individual will find a spouse.

Related: "Too salty?"